Questions and Answers
There are 226 questions total, with 0 unanswered. You are currently viewing 50 entries per page, and questions 1 through 50 are displayed on this page.What's the best way to beat addiction?
This depends on what your addiction is. If you're addicted to the Internet, find a friend who you can socialize with in the real world to keep your mind off the Internet. If you're addicted to drugs or alcohol, I believe the best way to treat these addictions is with the help of a mental health practitioner.
What is the fastest speed you've driven?
Probably about 83 miles per hour.
What is your favorite magazine?
PC Magazine.
What font is this?
Depending on your browser configurations, the current font used in the layout is Lucida Sans Unicode, Verdana, or a monospaced font.
Whatever happened to that map of the US with every county/parish you'd visited?
I put the map in my Flickr account. The specific page is this link.
What kind of toilet paper do you use? And do you fold or crumple?
Um, well. I don't know what's being used in the house. I mentioned how it felt different and nobody could tell me what kind of paper was in the holder. I used to crumple, but I realized how much could be saved by folding instead.
Why are there so many bad drivers?
There aren't, people just perceive them that way.
My pet rock died. Do defibrillators really work?
Someone tricked you into buying a pet that's already dead.
When do the lamplighters apply their trade?
Um.. (That's my answer.)
Who do you have your eye on?
Haha, someone I can't have!
Have you ever stalked anyone?
If you're asking me if I've ever followed or watched anyone closely because I'm crazy, then the answer is no.
Do you like Green Eggs and Ham?
I can't say that I've ever read that book.
How much time do you spend a week maintaining this website?
Not enough.
I wish the rest of the world would die. How can this be accomplished?
Kill yourself first.
What do I do if Robots take over my job?
If they give you their paycheck, do nothing.
You do know that too much fat can lead to increased fat deposits around your ateries, which causes them to lose their diameter and elasticity, which leads to increased blood pressure, which causes your arteries and capillaries, blood vessesl that burst easily, to rupture, which may cause decreased blood flow to the heart, which means you might have to get a coronary bypass operation where they take one of the veins of one of your other body organs and sew it into the heart to get blood there, or else you could possibly have interrupted blood flow to the heart, which causes the heart to beat irregularly, which causes a buildup of toxins around the heart, which means the heart muscles beat of their own accord, without syncronization, which causes a heart attack, which could lead to interrupted blood flow to the brain, which could cause a stroke and kill part of your brain, or even possbily cause your death? (I'm saying this all for your own good, not to be mean)
*smiles*
I'm one of those people who are "below average", but at least I'm not as rude as you are.
What's your question?
Why are there so many stupid people?
Because...that's what you get when two stupid people breed. (Which might be one of a million reasons why I don't want kids.)
What do you enjoy most out of life?
Living.
Would you rather love someone or be loved by someone?
I'll take the selfish route and be loved by someone.
Are you scared of the future?
Sometimes.
Do you like to drink lots of beer?
Beer is gross.
How important is art in your daily life?
Probably not that important, considering I don't understand what this question is asking.
Do you like to play drinking games?
/me doesn't drink.
Would you date someone who was HIV positive?
What's the problem with that?
Have you ever drawn your own comic?
Nope.
Would you date someone half your age?
That would mean I would be dating someone who was not even in high school. Ew.
Would you have sex with someone you hated?
Nope.
If heaven and hell existed, which one do you think you'd be assigned to if you were to die tomorrow?
Most likely I would be headed toward hell.
Is reality an illusion caused by a lack of drugs?
Possibly.
Would you rather have sex with someone or sleep with someone?
This isn't obvious, but I'd rather sleep with someone.
My mother says I'm a leech. Does that mean I would be a good fisherman?
Yes, among other things.
How do you know someone hates you?
Um. Who are we talking about? Me or you?
Diet tastes funny. What about a beer instead?
I don't like how beer smells. I don't drink beer. The "flavored" beer is nice though...
Is Coke or Pepsi better?
Neither. How about Diet Coke?
I think the Amish are cool. How do I join them?
Um, find someone you're attracted to during Rumspringa. And if they decide to go back to the community, tell them you want to join them.
How often do you check your email?
Mozilla Thunderbird checks it automatically every five minutes, but I read new messages about once an hour.
What was the last thing you saw?
The question I'm answering right now! The last thing I "really" looked at was the HP camera to find out which model it is.
What was the last thing you ate?
Macaroni and cheese.
How many cats do you have?
Two.
Which pair of shoes do you wear the most often?
The black Crocs.
How many pairs of shoes do you own?
Not that many. Two pairs of shoes and a mismatched pair of boots for the snow.
What is your favorite pizza topping?
Fresh mushrooms and onions.
What was the last movie you watched in a movie theater?
Breach.
What kind of toothpaste did you last use?
Colgate.
What kind of camera do you have?
I have a Canon PowerShot S50 and an HP Photosmart 635.
What is your favorite instant messaging program?
Probably Yahoo! Messenger.
Do you call it soda or pop?
Soda.
How many jobs have you had?
Five, I think.
What kind of pillow do you prefer, foam or fiber?
Neither. I like down pillows.
